$2 Million in Assets, $200,000 in Savings, and a Daily Income of $18,000 a day!!!

I have spent a great deal of this weekend trying to close the deal on my wife's 29th,(wink) Birthday present. Yes, it is the beautiful Chrysler 300C pictured above. In the last year, I have noticed a trend in failed relationships. I can't help but wonder, if the reason my wife hasn't gone down this path, is because she drives a mini van. So it's time to get her something she can pick up guys in...Okay so I'm only kidding. So I am on the phone with the dealership. I have given him all my credit information and he asks me if I have any other sources of income. I pause a bit and tell him that when I am very diligent about going to MySpace (every eight hours), I'm able to kick down an extra $18,000 a day. I also brag to him about having over two million dollars in assets and upwards of $200,000 in my savings. The sales guys is quiet for a bit and says, "really"? I said, "yeah, aren't you on MySpace"? He says, "no". After letting him ponder the numbers, I tell him I'm only messing with him and that the dollar amount prior to my MySpace income is the correct one. Besides I'm not sure if I want to give up all my mad money for a new car the wife is going to use to pick up hot guys in....LOL. What would the world be like, if our friendships on myspace determined our credit rating? Just a thought?